bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(via i-suck-dick)

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(via pizza)

iguanamouth:

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rneatpie:

me:

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(via booty-queen)

microwavepizzaoven:

microwavepizzaoven:

if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza 

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

(Source: unclefather, via sindielissexy)